Parents Birthdays

When it is your parents birthday, it is most likely the day you will not get along at all. Especially if your mom has a tendency to really nag you, or annoy you. The first problem occurs when you choose a gift. If you choose the wrong gift your mom will nag you all day saying that you don’t know what I need. She will bring up her friends son/daughter saying, “My friends son/daughter bought my friend something why can’t you be like them.” If you ask them what they want, they will say something like, ” If I told you, it wouldn’t be a present.” People who don’t experience this nagging from their parents might simply say than choose the right gift, but it isn’t that simple. Even if you choose the right gift, your parents will say,” Do you think I need this? Just go study.” If you don’t give them a gift, they will nag you the whole day. From experience, the best gift is some dough(money) in an envelope. The important thing is that it must be in an envelope. If you just give them money without the envelope, they will nag you saying do you think I am that poor. After you gave them the gift, you have to stay in your room until dinner time. Your parents will nag you about studying the most! You have to pretty much study, or pretend you are studying the whole day by staying in your room. Another important thing is, when your parents say lets eat dinner together, you need to say yes. If you don’t, they will bring that subject back up for the next five months. Another tip that may be obvious is that just because that day is hard to deal with, if you choose to not come home that day, you will be nagged for the next three years. In addition, if your computer is in the living room, don’t play games and go to your friends house by saying you have a project. If you want to know how to do that, check the previous blogs. This was how to safely pass your parents birthday, and I will talk about how to pretend you are working in the next blog.

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